Listen up everyone: / We’ve just been informed that there’s an unknown virus attacking all clubs! / Symptoms have been said to be: / Heavy Breathing, Wild Dancing, Coughing / So when you hear the sound “HOOTY HOOO” / Run for cover, motherfucker.

In the year 2077, technology has improved society as swiftly as capitalism has crippled it. In these trying times with utopia just barely out of reach, the populace have turned to the world of entertainment to keep themselves on the level.

But behind every film, every TV show and every album, there’s likely something seedy behind the scenes…

Fashionista held hostage! Indie designer wunderkind Priya Westwood signed on the wrong dotted line and has been close-enough kidnapped by Lakshmi Smartfabrics, a subsidiary of Haas Bioroid. Her dedicated online fanbase has pooled the cash to enlist help from Phantom Arts Entertainment, but they didn’t quite get the glamorous agent they were hoping for…

Nano Ranger teams up with new recruit Alice as they infiltrate London Fashion Week as models and devise a way to spring Priya free.

Podcast theme music is ‘Ammonia Clouds’ by Blank Banshee. Episode recap music is ‘The Chase’ by Tryezz.

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